BIRTHPLACE: A farm. In Idaho or Iowa. One of the “I” states.
AGE: She won't tell. “My little secret,” she says.
HEIGHT: Tall enough to reach the cookie jar.
HAIR COLOR: Luscious honey-blonde.
EYE COLOR: Rarest baby blue.
WEIGHT: Her second little secret.
SIBLINGS: She was an only pig.
EDUCATION: Charm School and a correspondence course in karate.
PROFESSION: Artiste.
FAVORITE ROLE: A wonderful seven-grain bun. Marvelous thing, with just a teensy bit of butter.
PERSONAL PHILOSOPHY: Love is the answer. What's the question? She doesn't know. But love is the answer.
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